Just had my first Brazilian Jiu Jitsu class.
I definitely did something wrong because my shoulder hurts.
Sam stop being so difficult to throw around.
When Soylent is released I think I’m gonna try doing a full 30 day meal replacement.
Sounds scary though, I love food.
I’d do it but that means no pizza and what is life without pizza?
1. Bacon sandwiches and plenty of water are the only known effective hangover cures. However, just staying drunk is also an option. Be like Stonehenge: Endure.
2. Don’t regret anything you did last night. If anybody brings it up, just throw your hands in the air and say “Jesus fucking Christ! That was last year! How long are you going to hang onto that?!”