New Year’s Day Tips:

thebrockway:

1. Bacon sandwiches and plenty of water are the only known effective hangover cures. However, just staying drunk is also an option. Be like Stonehenge: Endure.

2. Don’t regret anything you did last night. If anybody brings it up, just throw your hands in the air and say “Jesus fucking Christ! That was last year! How long are you going to hang onto that?!”

(via cracked)

mma-gifs:

BAMMA 14: Paul Daley vs. Romario Manoel da Silva

Just Paul Daley lifting a motherfucker off of his feet 

"Mom, I can’t save during a battle!"

— Ancient proverb  (via maximillion-pegasus)

(Source: ficksing, via wowjosh)

wowjosh:

samk41182:

Every so often I buy a record that’s too beautiful to play. Today was one of those occasions

Fuck Sam and his Sink or Swim LP that he should totally give to me.

HA

wowjosh:

samk41182:

Every so often I buy a record that’s too beautiful to play. Today was one of those occasions

Fuck Sam and his Sink or Swim LP that he should totally give to me.

HA

Every so often I buy a record that’s too beautiful to play. Today was one of those occasions

Every so often I buy a record that’s too beautiful to play. Today was one of those occasions

cagepotatomma:

Happy 47th birthday to MMA godfather Royce Gracie!

cracked:

Would pay anything for a song about that by Elton John.

If Disney Cartoon Animals Were Scientifically Accurate

So this is just beautiful 

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via 4gifs)